豆瓣网友:There was a time when men were kind, when their voices were soft, and their words inviting. There was a time when love was blind, and the world was a song, and the song was exciting! There was a time, then it all want wrong.曾几何时,男人们和颜悦色,他们声音温柔,话语讨人欢喜。曾几何时,爱情无所禁忌,世界是一首歌,歌声动人心弦!又是何时,一切都已不再。,苏沅峰导演对林威说:"这个应该是结婚戒指吧 没办法还给他了"这感情货不很对版,你不必归还,像废置空罐,让我们废物里游玩。《自便》爱德华:凯文,你想再玩剪刀、石头、布吗?凯文:不!爱德华:为什么不?凯文:因为我已经厌烦了,我总是赢!至尊宝:我一定是太想念晶晶了。菩提:是啊,你昏倒的时候叫了晶晶这个名字九十八次。至尊宝:晶晶是我娘子。菩提:还有一个名字叫紫霞的你叫了七百八十四次!至尊宝:啊?!菩提:七百八十四次这个紫霞一定欠你很多钱。